The Job Vacancy!

Well, actually the position's filled now. Sort of. Long story. But anyway, after much inefficiancy in the relationships department, The Best Friend and a few other mates insisted I wrote a list of what I look for in a man. The general idea, I think, being to get me to stop chosing silly ones and go and find a sensible, suitable one. Think they're getting a bit fed up with trying to keep up... Well, I found it quite hard to take them too seriously, and this is what I came up with. Thought it was rather funny so decided to post it here!

Position Vacant: Boyfriend
Employer: Christie

Job Specifications:

1. Motorcyclist, preferably sports, althought sport tourer would be considered. Full Working order of motorcycle essential. 125s need not apply. No sunday riders/fair weather riders please.

2. Domestication is an essential requirement. Potential Candidates must have good understanding of dishwashers/washing machines and a high level of hygiene (personal and other)

3. Potential Candidates must be Well Read. Knowledgable in the classics and able to converse/discuss. An interest in history is preferred. A general curiosity/willingness to learn/inquisitiveness towards life would also be preferred.

3. Must have a certain level of presentability and confidence in a public situation. (i.e. don't be a goof and embarrass me!!)

4. Must not be Obsessive Gamer. Once or twice a week is acceptable. Candidates who "Game" more than that need not apply and are reccomended to get out more.

5. Common Sense is mandatory.

6. Plenty of patience and a fair bit of sponaneity would be an added bonus.

Vacancy available in approx 4-6 months!
Applications submitted before this time will be filed and probably forgotten.

Potential Candidates are required to apply in person with a big bunch of Roses and tickets to the theatre.

Applications close in late 2011, as by that time I may well have given up on the whole thing and become a nun!!
Applications submitted after this time will be encouraged to repent their sins and devote their lives to god. and celibacy. and things


(The Best Friend approved, by the way!)